Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Gay Male Stripper? No, not David Archuleta, but David...

If you missed the news, it surfaced today, that Idol contestant David Hernandez was a stripper at a club called "Dick's Cabaret!"  Not only was David a stripper, but he was a stripper who got FULLY NUDE!  

Where would you put the money?  Ok, don't answer that.

As the story goes, David had the right look and made a lot of money giving men fully nude lap dances.

Let me make it clear that this is not a homophobic website.  In fact, this website is the exact opposite.  I am trying to show the world that you don't have to be gay to support a sensitive sounding singer like David Archuleta.

On the other hand, I am fairly certain that you have to have some level of gayness in you to swing your happy parts in a bar full of men.  There are rumors that women also frequented "Dick's Cabaret", but the last time I checked, and trust me, I've asked, women typically don't like seeing guys dance around naked.

The female body is sexy when it's naked.  The male body is floppy and awkward.  Today, I described the naked male body as a muppet.  Furry and floppy.  

Ok, that's enough talk about the naked male genitalia.  I need to get my straight on.  I'm gonna go work out.  There is an eliptical machine with my name on it at the gym.


Anonymous said...

So did david get kicked off the show or is it still unclear? Seems to be a lot of gayness in the guys, other than david archuleta of course!

A Straight Guy for David Archuleta said...

David Hernandez was not sent home. They are letting this controversy slide. If he doesn't get enough votes, he will go home. If not, he will stay.

A lot of gayness on this year's show? Who cares. I am far from homophobic.

Anonymous said...

It's interesting that they are all gone from the show: danny and luke. I'm also far from homophobic but it realy makes me wonder what side they should really sing in, but that's a moot point since their obvious attitude are now gone from the show.

Go all the way David Archuleta! He reminds me of Josh Groban's singing, he should definitly choose a song by him and I bet he'll do amazing as he did with Imagine. He has a way of captivating the viewers in anything he does.