He is no 40 year old virgin.

Straight Guys reader Vito G. from White Plains, New York writes:

"Yo D.A. fans!  You don't get no straighter than this!  Not to brag, but I banged her. "

Way to go Vito!  Is her right hand impaled into your chest????  Also, nice shirt.  I have one just like it, but mine is yellow and has no stripes. 

A Gambling Man!

Straight Guys for David Archuleta reader Zach B, from Butte, Montana writes:

"I just found this site and I am glad that I am not alone. I'd bet my top hat and my right, straight guy, testicle that David Archuleta will be the next American Idol."

Thanks for the message Zach! By the way, do you tweaze your eyebrows? Just curious!

David, watch out for the claws!!!!

Straight Guy for David Archuleta reader Cody C. from Cherry Hill, NJ writes:

"I am not sure if D.A. actually reads this website, but if he does, he should take a look at the lady in this picture!  Have you heard the term cougar?  This is my cougar!  Her name is Katie, and we met online a few weeks ago.  I just turned 20.  She just turned 40, and says she looks pretty much the same.  (This is her most current pic) 

David, when you win American Idol, you are gonna have all the cougars trying to sink their claws into you!  (and other things they might want to sink into you ROFLMAO HAHAHA)  Don't say I didn't warn you.

Later straight doods for David Archaleta!!"

Supporting David Archuleta is a family affair!

Straight Guy for David Archuleta reader Chet M, from just outside of Green Bay writes:

"My co-workers at the plant also laughed at me when I told them I had voted for David Archuleta.  The word gay was used.  They can think what they want to think about my sexuality because of my open support for D.A., but the truth is, I am straight and have been married 6 times.  In fact, the attached photo is of my 9 children.  If you notice, they are all boys!  That's right, my sperm doesn't make girls.  That's how much of a man I am.  I breed only tough, masculine men.  That's why most of my kids brave the cold, winter weather in tank tops. "

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The Little Giant....David Archuleta?

Straight guy for David Archuleta reader Rodney sent us this picture:

"Hey straight guys for David Archuleta, I just bought myself one of those Little Giant ladders that you see on television.  Dudes!  Trust me when I say that this ladder is cooler than Levis.  I immediately started doing projects around the neighborhood with my wife (also straight).  This picture is actually of me and my chick cleaning the windows of our neighbors who are on vacation.  After we finished up, I started set my Little Giant up on the sidewalk and stood on the platform for more than three hours just to see if it supported my 210 lb frame.  (I've been pumping iron lately).  The Little Giant didn't fail me!  After going inside, I rewatched David Archuleta's performance from this week's American Idol!  The kid is a Little Giant of entertainment!  Rock out with your C**ks out straight guys!  Love the website!" 

Are you sure you are straight?

Straight Guy for David Archuleta reader Mike R. from Rocklin, California writes:

"I think David Archuleta is a great singer, and he's cute like an Ewok.  David Rules!  Jedi Rules!"

Thanks for the e-mail Mike R.  Are you sure you are straight?  Jedi?  If you say so.  I like Empire Strikes Back over Jedi ANY day.  Any other straight guys agree? 

At least we can agree on one thing.  D.A. is a great singer!

Wicket can suck it!!

We got a hot one here tonight!!!!

This girl has something in common with our boy David Archuleta and his performance last night on American Idol.

To quote our favorite dawg Randy Jackson, they are both "HOT!"

FYI: David's performance was hot.  David is a dude.  I am a dude.  Straight dudes are not here to drool over anything but the talent that drips from the soul of David Archuleta, the next American Idol!

The endorsement is official!

This out of the American Idol camp:

"Contestant David Archuleta officially endorses Barak Obama for President of the United States of America."

Sources close to David say that he looks forward to voting in the 2012 Presidential election when he will be legally old enough to vote.

David, while you wait for your chance to vote, I, along with all of the other straight guys out there will continue to vote for you!  Our mission is to make you the next American Idol!!!

Sexist Website???

Hillary Clinton's campaign has contacted this website.  They have questioned our focus on straight guys and support of American Idol contestant David Archuleta.  

"Shame on you Straight Guys for David Archuleta, shame on you.  The tactics you are using to push your masculine /heterosexual agenda is setting women's rights back by 50 years!  It shouldn't matter if you are a guy or a gal!  If you love David Archuleta, you should let the world know it!  My record stands for itself.  I have voted for David Archuleta during the past two weeks of American Idol.  When I become the next President of the United States of America, I will invite David Archuleta to the White House and if he has to pee, it won't matter what bathroom he goes into, because when I'm President, every bathroom in the White House will be unisex!"

Love this man!!

The website has only been up and running for a few hours and already I have received the first e-mail from another straight guy for David Archuleta!  

Meet Fred.  Fred is 32, straight, for David Archuleta, and obviously comfortable enough with his sexuality to post his photo in the middle of this 4th grade art class style project without fear of ridicule!  Maybe on another site you would get made fun of Fred, but not at StraightGuysForDavidArchuleta.com  

Fred writes "this morning I woke up in a good mood after hearing David Archuleta singing Imagine on American Idol last night!  I grabbed favorite drinking fleece and put it on.  (It still smells like last weekends trip to the pub where my friends and I looked at girls with big knockers) Then I took this picture using my kick ass 8.0 megapixal Cannon camera!"

Fred, this Bud's for you!  Go David Archuleta!!!  Also, can you let me know where to get a fleece like that??  I need a new one!  My current drinking fleece has some cigar burns in the sleeve.

Three things us straight guys know to be true!

You are a straight guy.  You watch American Idol.  There is nothing to be ashamed of here!

You are confident of a few things in this world.  You are into chicks.  You love the Home Depot.  You are man enough to tell the world that David Archuleta will be the next American Idol!