Monday, May 19, 2008

The Babies Are Almost Here!!!!

Straight Guy for David Archuleta reader Nat M, from Bound Brook, New Jersey writes:

"As a straight guy who is a huge fan of David Archuleta and America's favorite pet (in the small creature family), I want to make an offer to David Archuleta!  

After you finish up with the American Idol tour where you will HEADLINE THAT BEEE-OTCH because you will be the American Idol,  I have an offer for you.

Swing by my condo in Bound Brook, New Jersey and I'll give you a FREE FERRET!!!  Here's the deal.  My ferret, Fantasia, is about to give birth.  I am willing to give you one of the babies!!!  Currently, the babies are gonna be mine, but if you wanna be my babies daddy, let me know!!!  I'm a few blocks down from the Carvel."

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